WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S FIRST NON-MYSPACE MYSPACE !!!

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This is my own almost completely non-interactive version of Myspace so that I
can be ultra selective about my friends (see below), and arm myself with the unprecedented abilty to reply to comments and emails telekinetically thus saving countless hours and minutes otherwise squandered writing at the keyboard !!

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Ceephax's Friend Space

I haven't got any friends, at least not myspace ones which don't mean anything except a rising number next to the word friends which has the effect of making you feel popular in a profoundly shallow manner.

Sounds Like:Getting fucked on Battery Acid in Scunthorpe.
Influences: The Bee Gees.

About CEEPHAX:
This might as well be written in the first person as I'm writing it.
I did some stuff then some other stuff and now I'm doing this. It's fun.

CEEPHAX'S COMMENTS
FRIEND 1 Thanks for the add I am now your friend and I know you really well
FRIEND 46 I have nothing much to say but would like my name on your message board
FRIEND 9 "Flyer for irrelevant rave"
FRIEND 7004 inane picture
FRIEND 1/2 Thanks for the add
FRIEND 17*3=2183 Rude comment
FRIEND Pi Listen to my new track, it's good.
FRIEND 333,333,333 See you at a rave
TRISHA I have experienced all life, understand all people, am fallible yet infallible, and love only one man (myself)