It's alright to be chunky like a Yorkie Bar if you buy our soap.

COUNTRIYSIDE PROPERTIES

Remember: You live in the countryside not a mind-numbing housing vortex.

LAND ROVER

Look dear, there's an Eskimo on his sleigh, let's run him over.

STELLA ARTOIS

Keeping hold of your can of wife-beater is the sole aim of your existence.

TESCO

Helping you spend money every day.

MORE SOON, my TV is broken (a good thing really) so I'm highly out of date...

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