INCREDIBLOG !!!!!

My life is so incredibly interesting, that's why I have this blog so I can tell you all about it.
First I puked on an ant and dissolved it. Then I got caught by a squirrel with my trousers round my ankles watching Changing Rooms with 3D glasses on. Later I accidentally said a swear word in front of a tin of Whiskas. But before that I tripped over on a particle and grazed my sock. In the evening I had a massive weep when I realised the battery in my calculator had died of acid poisoning. The funeral is next monday. Just before bed the local windsock started howling like a wolf, and the community celebrated.
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