once was a Varsity called "Acid Varsity" and it was good and
I liked it.
But before that there was a snake with a bazooka for a tongue and it
hole into the centre of the earth and acid came out and melted everyone
then Doctor Proctor found a cure and everyone had a party at Wimpy and
then Daniel was sick on his burger and then a clown came and everyone
started crying but then a robot appeared and vapourized him and turned
him into a beer and the robot got drunk and started swearing at Mr.
Wimpy and they had a fight and Mr Wimpy did a flying kick and a roundhouse
and the robot went into the sea and started rusting and a colony of
shrimps started living in his mind safe from being gobbled by naughty
fish and crabs and they had a dinner party and they all wore bow ties
and one said let's invent a varsity and the leader said let's buy a
TB-303 and thus the Acid Varsity was born.