MEMORY VORTEX PART I
The last Wimpy burger flying
Stale solidified into an Asteroid,
Collides with a Paul Daniels poster,
And rips a hole through his face.
Annoyed with his new-found void,
He sends an army of Bobby Davro's
To vendetta that Beefy Blister.
Paul didn't count on them encountering a Blockbusters Hexagon colony
And soon the Davro's were in their death throes.
The burger pioneered aimlessly
on through the vortex,
Passing a Beadle here, a Tommy Boyd there.
It was moving into dangerous territory..Rumours
had it that Little and Large were trying to gain control of the variety
sector and had fallen into a dangerous feud with Cannon and Ball. They
were all ruthless pros and neither would flinch at firing Peter Duncans
or even Mark Currys at eachother. (and they all liked their wimpys,
even if they were 5 billion years old.)
A Ball, A Cannon,
A Little, A Large.
A Little Cannon,
A Large Ball.
A Duncan, A Curry.
A Curry Duncan.
And a Wimpy, a poor little Wimpy.
Suddenly a Janet Ellis conservation unit entered
the area through a Quaver shaped teleport and caught the scared Wimpy
and took it to a place where it could meet other space burgers and be
at peace, safe from the terrors of You Bet viruses and the ever- expanding
and destructive Gordon the Gopher corporation.
A thousand million crisps teleporting and shifting position in the vortex.
A McCoy appears, a Quaver silently
A Frazzle is courting a Frisp. (it's a spring onion flavour)
An angry Monster Munch shatters some unsuspecting
The Crunchy Fries joust the Chipsticks,
And the Brannigans, well they just play cards and no-one dares bother