80'S MEMORY VORTEX PART I

The last Wimpy burger flying through time.
Stale solidified into an Asteroid,
Collides with a Paul Daniels poster,
And rips a hole through his face.
Annoyed with his new-found void,
He sends an army of Bobby Davro's
To vendetta that Beefy Blister.
Paul didn't count on them encountering a Blockbusters Hexagon colony however.
And soon the Davro's were in their death throes.
The burger pioneered aimlessly on through the vortex,
Passing a Beadle here, a Tommy Boyd there.

It was moving into dangerous territory..Rumours had it that Little and Large were trying to gain control of the variety sector and had fallen into a dangerous feud with Cannon and Ball. They were all ruthless pros and neither would flinch at firing Peter Duncans or even Mark Currys at eachother. (and they all liked their wimpys, even if they were 5 billion years old.)

A Ball, A Cannon,
A Little, A Large.
A Little Cannon,
A Large Ball.

A Duncan, A Curry.
A Curry Duncan.
And a Wimpy, a poor little Wimpy.

Suddenly a Janet Ellis conservation unit entered the area through a Quaver shaped teleport and caught the scared Wimpy and took it to a place where it could meet other space burgers and be at peace, safe from the terrors of You Bet viruses and the ever- expanding and destructive Gordon the Gopher corporation.

A thousand million crisps teleporting and shifting position in the vortex.
A McCoy appears, a Quaver silently moves away.
A Frazzle is courting a Frisp. (it's a spring onion flavour)
An angry Monster Munch shatters some unsuspecting Squares.
The Crunchy Fries joust the Chipsticks,
And the Brannigans, well they just play cards and no-one dares bother them.