CEEPHAX ACID CREW !!!!

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12/01/2010
MAY LING REMIX
Happy New Year !!
I made a remix for a band called May Ling coz I like their tunes. DOWNLOAD IT HERE !!!!! or go to music page above.
Don't know if it'll ever get released but it was a nice slice of fun doing it anyway ! Plus it's the first time I've ever
worked with proper vocals I think (as opposed to me ranting about things that don't make much sense). I added
a little oriental style disco sector at the end based on the same tune too..

MY SHOP !!!! has finally been updated and now features a few more older releases such as Megalift EP, Crisp Chronicles
and Wild Westie.

23/01/2010
2 NEW CEEPHAX VIDEOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY WAY OF LIFE VIDEO !!

Another shocking video I made. This time to an old track from the Ceeland
cassette (see below).
TRABZONSPOR VIDEO !!

A vid I made walking around the hills near my house.

6/11/2009
SURPRISE CASSETTE RELEASE.....!!!! CEELAND !!!##OUT NOW !! BUY OVER THERE >
LISTEN TO ADVERT HERE
LISTEN EXAMPLE TRACK 1
LISTEN EXAMPLE TRACK 2

Ceeland has come about from two projects that I decided
to release on cassette which I consider the best format for
this release. I think there is still a space for music that is
not heavily produced and mega-hyped in this world, and
Ceeland certainly isn't either of them !
The first part is Ye Olde Acid and is a collection of some
of my earliest tracks recorded mainly in 1997.
They never made it to any proper release at the time but
I still think they retain a certain charm, so I thought they
should be heard...at least by the few people who buy the
cassette.
The tracks are interspersed with a few random clips of sound
and an interview with a friend at college recorded around the
same time which helps to sum up the era !
The second part, The Last Ferry, is on a bleaker tip. I put this
music together as it has a kind of maritime feel reminding me
of desolate coastal beaches, strange radio signals on lost
ships, storms, ghosts, things like that. For me the low sound
quality and lack of definition in some parts (it was recorded
mainly on old reels and dictaphones) is part of it, like some
faint music on a shortwave radio or a distant beacon blinking
out at sea obscured by fog.
Finally this release signifies the beginning of the 743,392,019,
472,544th record label in the world (or thereabouts). Named
Waltzer after the fairground ride where they spin you and the
waltz where you dance.
What better way to start a label than with a release of strange
and badly recorded music on an obsolete format ?
How abstruse.

8/12/2009

SIZES IN INCHES
Ladies Small 15x23"
Ladies Medium 17x25"
Mens Small 18x28"
Mens Medium 20x29"
Mens Large 22x30"

5/12/2009
SIDNEY'S SIZZLER VIDEO !!

This is a video I made a little while back for one of my tracks which is coming out early next year on an album. Here's some of the many fascinating things you may spot in the video...
Leo Sayer Implosion
Many Rare Deleted Jumpers
Rubiks Pube
Woolworthit's (now closed down)
Chelmsford Craphedral
The Atomium, Belgium
Evil Philip Schofield
Gary Wilmot
Mr Muscle Can
Paul Mauriat
Southend Seafront
Various Clocks including a Happy Shopper clock.
Japanese Traffic Wand
Homepride Fred
Hull Newsagent happy granny
Vintage Hallucinogenic Chelmsford Postcard
Chelmsford Shoe Zone (amazing atmosphere)
Jeremy Kyle Show (or Kilroy ?)
Punky (from Indian restaurants dessert menu)
Evil Big Bird
C64 Overlay Keyboard
A Madball..A clone ? Or just faded..not sure.
A bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine
Chelmsford WHSmith
Aristocrat False Moustache
Rare Roland baseball jacket
Stroboscopic Charles Bronson
Herbie Handcock
Bob Caroljeeves
Irish Tin Whistle
Essex Chronicle Newspaper
Billiards Clock
Plenty of vintage music equipment (I'll leave
that to the geeks though !!)
AND MORE !

13/01/2010
GARFUNKS BUT NO THANKS
I have just found out that the song Scarborough Fair isn't by Garmon + Sifunkel (I'm a bit slow sometimes).
I first discovered the track from a game called "Camelot Warriors" on the C64 and I have a feeling it's probably the best
ever rendition throughout history. I then heard a 70's version on a cartoon called "Heavy Traffic" which I quite liked
too. Then later I found out that Simon and Garfunkel "wrote" it and ever since I've wondered how they made a tune that's
so ungarfunkled. Now I find out it's a medieval English ballad that they nicked off a folk bloke called Martin who knew it in
the 60's and my niggle has been un-niggled.
Still credit to them for making it popular as otherwise there would probably be no incredible Camelot Warriors tune !!
Garfunkel is also good in the film Bad Timing as a creepy who drugs his girlfriend unconscious and then (gar)funks her.
DOWNLOAD THE C64 CAMELOT WARRIORS VERSION MP3 !!!!!

MINIRANT
Question: why are mixtapes called mixtapes, when they're never on tape anymore ?
Do them on tape or just call it a mix like they used to ! Don't use the word tape for
coolness purposes unless you're actually going to use tape. Buy a REAL tape above !

14/10/2009
TOYOTA CROWN
The all new grandiose Ceephax luxury wayfaring lounge.
Check out the Russian fanclub vid...pretty funny even though I don't understand the words..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8AYdDtNLZE

13/10/2009
Some new free tracks on the music page up
Chelmsford FM
Bagatelle Hope
Godzilla
Seaside Mystery
Endless Supermarket
Postman Pat Acid (not live)
Castle Jenkinstein
SQ-80 Traveller

03/10/2009
THANKS !!(cut and pasted from Radiohead website)

Mon, 14 September
office chart for grey dewy mornings
1. Hull Drum and Bass by Ceephax from Exidy Tours
2. Huyendo Pt.2 by Alex Cortex from Huyendo EP
3. Bad Organs by Hate Hello Darkness/Bad Organs
4. Becalmed by Brian Eno from Another Green World
5. J&W Beat by Floating Points from J & W Beat
6. very 2 (bonus) by Lucky Dragons from Dream Island Laughing Language
7. L'Ascension: IV. Prière Du Christ Montant Vers Son Père by Messian / Marius Constant
8. Estampes, L. 100: I. Pagodes Pascal Rogé/ Debussy
Thom

21/9/2009
CEEPHAX UPDATE

Hello, as some of you have probably realised I haven't been very good
at updating this website for ages. This is probably because I forgot about
it and everyone seems to go on myspace and facebook these days anyway.
Anyway I aim to be a bit better at it again now (the winter's coming) and try
and sell some more stuff and add new bits !

The first thing I aim to do is turn this homepage into some kind of blog that
will probably be really boring to everyone in the whole world. Enjoy !

PAUL MCCARTNEY BLEW UP MY COMPUTER

As I was wasting a bit of time the other day I suddenly remembered a BBC
advert where Paul was wanking around with some stuff in his studio in an
attempt to look a bit crazy and Stockhausen-ey saying "I just like messing
around with tape" or something. At the time it induced me to create the work
of art pictured below. I thought I'd have a laugh and watch it on youtube,
and it was worse than I remembered but halfway through my computer
made a horrible noise and turned itself off (in disgust ?)...It wouldn't come
back on again for five minutes and when it did I realised after an hour or so
that it had blown all the USB sockets (which were connected to the soundcard!)
and generally disabled itself quite thoroughly. Two of the channels on my
soundcard seem to be broken too...The computer had never given me any
grief before that moment.. I had a similar thing with my car cassette player
and a late 80s Robert Plant album called "Now and Zen"...The conclusion I
have come to is, don't take lightly what sounds and music you subject yourself
to . I got off lightly with broken technology, other people....have broken minds.

I won't post the link of the video so I'm not held responsible for worldwide
brain melt, but it's quite easy to find on youtube if you dare to dabble in
the dark dimension of Paul.

HI THERE AND WELCOME TO THE VIRTUAL HOME OF CEEPHAX ACID CREW !!

SEND NO MONEY NOW !! SEND NO MONEY NOW !! SEND NO MONEY NOW !!

Willkommen, Bienvenue, Bienvenido, Benvenuto, Salaam, Alrite !!
(please ask me to add your language and I will !!)

HI THIS IS THE CEEPHAX WEBSITE, WELCOME !!!!!!	THE HOME OF ACID VARSITY	CEEPHAX IS AN INTERPRETER FOR MUSIC CREATED BY CRUSTACEANS.
_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_	THANKYOU FOR VISITING	_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_

HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN MAKING HIS OWN MUSIC !!	HE'S PART OF A SCENE !!	HIS MUSIC INSPIRED BOBBY DAVRO !!
HE IS RELATED TO ROD AND EMU !!	HE ONCE HEARD ROY CASTLE'S VOICE !!	JOHN LESLIE WALKED PAST HIM ONCE !!!
HIS MUSIC IS MADE IN A TURBAN !!	HE BOUGHT HIS CREDIBI LITY FROM A DUSTMITE !!	HIS BEST FRIEND IS A PARTICLE CALLED TERRY !!!
HIS FIRST LOVE WAS A FEMALE MATEY BOTTLE !!!	HIS MUSIC IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN !!	HIS MUSIC WILL REDUCE LINES AND WRINKLES.
HIS BEST TUNES ARE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN !!	HE IS SEMENAL !!	HE CO-WRITES SEMINAL AVANT GARDE MAG "THE CABLE" !!
CEEPHAX IS SPONSORED BY ROBERT DYAS INC.	HE PRODUCES ONE TRACK A CENTURY !!	HE WAS TAUGHT ACID BY A FRIENDLY HEXAGON !!!
HE ONCE ORBITED CHELMS- FORD ON A LUNAR-CRUM !!	HE SHUNS THE PUBIC EYE !!	HE WISHES HE COULD GO BACK TO BEING HISSELF !!!
CEEPHAX !!!	ACID !!!	CREW !!!

QUI EST CEEPHAX ?
Ceephax the hardcore snowflake from Chelmsford
When it comes to Acid, he is a lord.
He spends his days in the Roland reverie.
Searching for a dream that he can not free.
Watching the world turn into flob.
Playing with nobs for a job.

HEY THERE

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